I receive so much spam, so I decided to make some fun with it. What do I get in spams? What do I not get?

Spams that tell me how I can make money even in sleep, how many beautiful sexy women eager to sleep with me, how I can get viagra so cheap, how I can erase all my debt with click of a mouse, how I can get free money from uncle sam which I never have to pay back, and so many other things. And the best part of it is: I do not have to spend a dime.

I wonder if it will ever end. I already receive more spam than useful emails in my email accounts. And it is growing. Some internet service providers are already thinking to making spam legitimate by charging them some fee.

To sum it up, here the top ten reasons I do not spams.

• I am too busy.
• I do not understand spam, too old fashioned. I thought spam was kind of ham.
• My life is simple and I want to keep it that way, no need for that million dollar.
• I don't want greedy spammers to take control of my life and malicious hackers to take control of my computer.
• No matter what's in it, a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam is a spam.
• I have my own spam to spread.
• I am too conservative, I do not have thousands of dollars of debt.
• I don't hold wild sex parties, so I am happy to keep my sex organs in their original sizes and shapes.
• Actually I have no sex life at all, so no need for that viagra bottle either.
• I installed a spam shredder and recently joined the hate the spam club.

I am a software engineer and occasional writer. I have web site at http://www.spamsalad.com where one see all kinds of spam I get. And the best part of it is: it is in sexy web2.0 look and feel! Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Gautam_Dev